Our bottle of house bubbles has run out so we need to refill it with something bubbly. What shall we use? Washing up liquid? WRONG! I spend a long night testing every detergent-containing product in the house. Read on for the exciting results… I’ve rated each product by average number of bubbles produced, bubble life and other bubble properties. OK, I didn’t actually count the average number of bubbles or their average lifetimes (what do you take me for - bored?) but these were the general trends.

Product name Number Lifetime Comments
Asda washing up liquid 0 n/a Just wouldn’t form bubbles
Ecover washing up liquid 2 average
Flash all-purpose 0-1 average Smell’s like a toilet
Sainsbury’s non-bio washing powder n/a n/a Wouldn’t even form a film across the wand
Earth friendly dishmate 1 short Heavy bubbles
Sainsbury’s shampoo 2 long Heavy bubbles that bounce off fabrics
Herbal essences shampoo 2 long Heavy bubbles that bounce off fabrics
Daily therapy conditioner 2 long Heavy bubbles that bounce off fabrics
Simple shower gel 3 average Satifying bubbles
Dove nourishing shower cream 4 average Nourishing bubbles!


And so the winner is… Dove! To be fair to Simple I should admit that i ran out of gel while mixing up the solution so I topped it up with washing up liquid making it a Simple-Ecover hybrid.

Well I hope you found that educational. Next week: how to plait your nostril hair.